How not to get hired. The job ad (now sadly deleted) of job ads from Craig’s list New York. Here’s a taste.
Also, we know you’re busy either being unemployed or stealing a paycheck somewhere else while you job search, so ALL CAPS, no caps, no punctuation, and spelling errors are all fine and emphasize our pointless request for detail-oriented people. It has been our lack of concern and shoddy work that has gained us so many clients, we’re happy to have them think less of us because you can’t be bothered to run spellcheck for your cover letter (if you even bothered including one and aren’t part of the horde just sending resumes alone). We know spellcheck, or worse being expected to be able to spell on your own, is a drag and once you’re here emailing documents to clients you’re sure to do better.
Because we’re cheap we only provide reading material related to our profession, so you’ll need to supply your own newspapers and magazines to supplement your internet surfing. When we approach your work area we’ll admire your quickness as you shift the browser on your desktop from your yahoo mail account or buildingshipsinabottle.com to the company home page.