Time for a little ADHD humor. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. Was at http://www.dreamstalker.org/wings/hum156.htm now deleted.
They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!!
I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. !
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder…
This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I’m going to wash the car. But first I’m going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full.
Ok, I’ll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I’m going to be near the mailbox anyway, I’ll pay these few bills first.
Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there’s only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk.
Oh, there’s the coke I was drinking. I’m going to look for those checks.
But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe I’ll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. But first I need to …
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